You’ve made too many mistakes in your pathetic life. Maybe you lost too many friends and are all alone. maybe you dropped out of High School, or worse, got your GED (Gay Emo Degree). You dropped out of college or didn’t finish thanks to money, weed, armed robbery, assburgers, cross-dressing, skipping out on class, sucking the TA’s dick, not sucking the TA’s dick, or you just are flat out hopeless. You can’t get laid because you have a shitty job. You’re married and unhappy because your fat ass of a wife won’t put down World of Warcrack to take at least 15 minutes out of her mooching life to climb into bed with you to play with your junk. Or, you’re fine, like me, and love the lulz. This blog is dedicated to solely telling YOU, the greasy BBQ stained shirt wearing, crotch worn out too fast jog pants bearing, hentai watching sack of shit what to never ever EVER do in life.
It’s quite simple. I post an article a week, you follow what I have to say. If you don’t follow what I have to say, your penis will fall off into Ozzie Smith’s new home in another dimension and he will more than likely eat it since the poor sap hasn’t had a decent meal since he went in that tent. Take this blog seriously, since the internet is serious businesses, and your life will be better as a result.
TheAn0nym0usMan
